big head surcharge

The term used for the fee applied onto your hairdressing bill for having an unusually large head.

Because your damn head is so big and this haircut is gonna take longer than it should I must apply the $5 big head surcharge to your bill.

by badsean April 26, 2006

scrotum surcharge

The additional fees a man must face when purchasing items most noteably clothing articles.

Also can be recognized as the pecker premium price.

"Look at this T-shirt for ladies, hmm same design as the men's shirt, $4 less than the men's shirt."

"Oh! Look at this hoodie $100 for it and the male version is $120"

"Yes welcome to the real world fuckwad you have been outright sacked, hit hard with the scrotum surcharge.

by Glanced @ the Pants Lance October 25, 2023