In the blumpkin family. The Schlumpkin is done any where and doesn’t require the other person to be aware. The simple act of shitting during average vaginal sex. Can be done without warning by the male or female anytime, anywhere. In bed, on the couch, in the tub.
You’re washing the sheets again?
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
Unfortunately yes, I hooked up with my ex and she did a revenge Schlumpkin during reverse Cowgirl.
by MWSbro August 12, 2021
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