National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

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National give someone named sam a smooch day

On this day you are legally required to give someone named sam a big ol smooch on the cheek

Jack: Hey did you hear what day it is?
Max: No what is it?
Jack: It national give someone named sam a smooch day!
Max: Oh, i better go find someone then

by Tacticalfish November 15, 2022

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bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

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March 21st (beat sam day)

March 21st is the day where you beat the shit out of sam

Hey it's March 21st (beat sam day)!
Ok let's beat up sam!

by Samhater33 March 20, 2025

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National send Sam nudes day

October 5th

This is a monumental day dedicated to all the Sams, Samuels and Sammys of the world. On this day show a Sam you appreciate them by poppin a tiddie in their dms!

Sam:"AYO BITCH UTS OCTOBER 5TH"

Girl:"For the last time sir this is a Wendy's. I think you need to leave."

Person:"But its National send Sam nudes day"

Girl:"Oh ok. *sends nudes*"

by Definitely not a Sam October 5, 2021

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Pick on Sam Kaiser day

April 19 and so on, you pick on idiots name Sam Kaiser.

Pick on Sam Kaiser day

Hey Sam fuck you!
You smell like shit Sam.
Why you so hairy Sam?

by Guy with a huge bag April 19, 2021

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