pollutant

noun. An enjoyable food stuff with the consistency of minced banjos. A terrine of soldiers ants. specially imported from Danish caves and eaten in Glasgow street markets.

Ock Aye. A fanceee a wee maxi pollutant fa me brekkie

by mrsbadger July 16, 2011

Pollucalypse

Apocalypse caused by pollution.

Unless we ban plastic bags once and for all, pollucalypse is destined to happen.

by Taer-E-Lahooti March 11, 2019