Like someone trying to get ahead by brown nosing, a pickle smoocher is a cock sucker that gently caresses the ego of the one he seeks to influence, rather than going right for the deep throat.
John only got his raise because he did the bosses dirt, hes such a pickle smoocher
by 057sage March 30, 2016
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a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
by Dave Dil Doe December 17, 2011
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