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Pickle Smoocher 

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle smoocher, David's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
Pickle Smoocher by Dave Dil Doe December 28, 2011
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Pickle-Smoocher 

a Dick Licker or DilDoe Sucker like that Italian guy from Maine. Especially enjoys interspecies fellatio, and particularly likes donkey dicks, camel cocks, porcupine pricks, wallaby wangs, monkey members, and dog dongs of any breed. Hates cats.
Hey, did you see that pickle-smoocher, David Dil Doe's youtube video where he sucked off a seal in Scarborough?
Pickle-Smoocher by Davey Dil Doe December 26, 2011

Pickle Smootcher 

A homosexual male that operates undercover until he gets you alone. Usually operates in bars or at the gym.
I hate to tell you this Harry, but I think the guy who just bought you a beer is a Pickle Smootcher.

picklesmoocher 

Bob in Sales is such a picklesmoocher.