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The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
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