Kiki on the river

1. A female who sends guys mixed signals.
2. A female who entertains multiple dudes

You a Kiki on the river, all in everybody’s face.

by daiquilla June 29, 2024

Banking on the River

1) Hoping that the final community card, the river (the fifth and last card dealt in Texas Hold’em), will improve your hand enough to win.

2) Waiting until the final moment while relying on luck or a last-minute change to succeed. It suggests taking a risk by postponing action and trusting that things will work out in your favor at the very end.

1. “How did he win again?!”
2. “He was Banking on the River”

by MrC1ean April 10, 2026

Darkest blackest night on the riverbed

Fancy stuckup way to say coca-cola or pepsi

“Order me an Arnold Palmer.”
“Bet ima get a darkest blackest night on the riverbed”

by PapaTortilla April 24, 2024

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015