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National "Twerk for your partner" day

April 8th is National Twerk for your partner day, where you must shake ass for your boyfriend or girlfriend
Bf: "Babe it's April 8th, so start shaking ass"

Gf: "Remember that you do it after, National Twerk for your Partner day is for guys and girls to both shake ass!"

Bf: "Bet"

Guys and girls both must shake ass on National "Twerk for your partner" day

National Fight With Your Partner Day. 

On November 19th, You simply have an argument with your partner/friend with benefit/significant other...for fun!
John: Fuck you Alana.
Alana: Excuse me?
John: It's National Fight With Your Partner Day.

National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day 

A national holiday celebrated by buying your loved one(s) an Ouija Board. It is celebrated on June 29th.
Dude, it’s National Buy Your Partner An Ouija Board Day, did you get your boyfriend one?