massaging my man muscle

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

mac the muscle man

A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg

mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7

by jaicarrrrr November 23, 2021