monkey's fist

1.a knot that is used at sea. it is generally a stop knot, but is not very efficient. it is more recreational/decorational than useful.
2. a small group of friends in Chico CA, who hang all the time and smoke garcia y vega cigars. by technicality, a gang, but not one that is involved in drive by shooting.
1. man, i still gotta learn to tie a monkey's fist
2. i chill with the fella's from monkey's fist all the time
by monkey's fist December 25, 2005
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Monkey Fist

A villain from the disney channel cartoon, "Kim Possible". It is also a term used to call or describe someone with features much similar to those of a monkey.

Also interchangeable with "Gorilla face"
"Dude, look at monkey fist over there!"

"Holy shit man; I thought that was someone's pet."
by ssayarath April 18, 2010
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monkey fisted

to have fists that are large in comparison with your wrists or arms.
jeff: did you see him k.o that dude?
moe: that monkey fisted bitch didn't even need gloves.
by c-ribb December 04, 2007
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Monkey Fisting

When a guy is so old that his balls hang low enough to drag on the ground like a monkey whose knuckles are just dragging behind him as he walks. Another phrase for Old Balls
HA YOU'RE 21?!?!?! MAN YOUR BALLS ARE SO MONKEY FISTING.
by Q?Z? July 22, 2009
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Monkey's Fist

The male version of camel toe. When either pants or underpants adjust themselves so as to gather your genitals into a noticable bulge, regardless of the turgidity of the member. Also known as "putting your dick in a headlock"
Dubious Sexuality Guy 1: Dude check out that guy's camel toe
Dubious Sexuality Guy 2: Nah son, that's a monkey's fist and impressive!
by Redwall II February 18, 2012
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Awkward Monkey Fist

When one clutches their hand into a loose fist as if holding a rolled up piece of paper, and shakes it back and forth in front of someone's crotch. This will make the person feel very awkward, at which point you will have to explain your actions to them in the following way. "See. . . a monkey is jacking you off . .. thats why its awkward!"
So I was hanging out the other day, and my best friend awkward monkey fisted me. . .
by westsidemonkeyfist July 08, 2009
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Velvet Monkey Fist

When a guy is butt fucking his girl while she is laying on her back. At this time he inserts his hand into the woman's vagina and wraps the thin membrane between the anal and vaginal canals around his cock. This enables him to jack himself off while fisting his mate at the same time.
Oscar loves giving Christina the Velvet Monkey Fist since he loves anal and she loves fisting.
by Dadda February 15, 2008
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