Mequon

An overrated suburb just north of Milwaukee, WI..

-People in Mequon think just because having a C class Mercedes Benz and a 3.5 Bedroom house in their waspy subdivision, is wealth..

-People in Mequon think just because they go to Starbucks every day and get a grande mocha latte, is wealth.

-People in Mequon think just because they have a 37" plasma TV, is wealth.

-People in Mequon think just because they can afford to continue to purchase gas for their SUVs, is wealth.

-People in Mequon think just because they can afford a membership to a crappy County Club, is wealth.

-People in Mequon think if you have dark hair and eyes, you are a Jew.

-People in Mequon think if you don't live in a NEW subdivision, you are a loser.

-People in Mequon also think if you don't have a plasma screen with cable/TiVo, you are a loser.

*People in Mequon suck. Period.*

I recently moved to Cedarburg, WI.. Just as wealthy, and a lot nicer than Mequon.

by Death to MeehhKWON! December 6, 2007

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Mequon

A normal sized suburb north of Milwaukee. It is full of rich white kids who try to act depressed and black. (AKA Mequon Crackers) There are so many people that bike and walk there. If you drive around, you will see at least 20 people either walking or biking. There is a village called Thiensville, north of Mequon, there are a lot of rednecks there, also Mila's Bakery which has free cookies.

Stop trying to act black Mequon kid!

by JBA124 May 25, 2020

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