It is literal toothpaste! There is no if ands or buts about it! Once you try it you no longer have an appetite because it feels like your just brushed your teeth.
Dans favorite flavor of ice cream is mint chip even though it is disgustingly similar to toothpaste.
Who would think to try mint chip in being that it tastes like the thing that you use to brush your teeth with.
Who would think to try mint chip in being that it tastes like the thing that you use to brush your teeth with.
by Polygonalmamaboat April 30, 2024
Get the Mint Chipmug. When you drop a mint in your partners asshole. Then proceed to dunk tongue into dat ass, Making sure to anchor before bottoming out, fishing out the mint. Then to top it all off, after you swirl the mint into your mouth to get a fresh minty breath, you spit in your partners ass.
Person 1: Dude, you smell minty fresh!
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
Person 2: Thanks man, but thats not my breath, my girl gave me the meanest mint chocolate chip. My farts are fresh.
by Stoner McBoner 69 September 3, 2023
Get the Mint Chocolate Chipmug.