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meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.
My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.
by angryboy July 24, 2006
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super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt
yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!
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Mastermedibate

(verb): The art of achieving ultimate zen by combining deep meditation with self-pleasure, aligning mind, body, and... other parts for the most enlightening climax.
After a long and extraneous work week, Jamie decided to mastermedibate, finding ultimate peace through a blend of meditation and self-pleasure .
by masterquisser January 7, 2025
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