I love you like a fat kid likes cake

It means they like you as much as a fat ass kid loves to bother his mom about the chocolate cake because he wants it that bad

I love you like a fat kid likes cake

by PseudonymBruh May 5, 2021

i love you johnny cakes

what you say to a same sex friend when you feel affection towards them in a non sexual way.

Gee Larry you are swell at pitching a camping tent. I love you Johnny Cakes!

by Sean Eastbridge May 27, 2006

lovecakes

a baked good, similar to a cupcake, but crafted with "love" as a primary ingredient.

Yo son! Pass me one of those motherfucking lovecakes right fast!

by ghostface216 May 19, 2008