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Kodiak

Overcooking or over grilling an expensive piece of meat and ruining it. Used mainly among the grilling and barbecuing community. When you "Kodiak" a piece of meat on the grill, it is black and dry; nearly inedible. This can be caused by not paying attention to the grill, or by being inexperienced on a particular grill or with a particular cut of meat.
George: "I'm going to smoke some beef ribs on my new smoker before I try and smoke a brisket on it."

Adolf: "Good idea. You don't want to 'Kodiak' an expensive cut of meat like a brisket."
by Young Guns August 13, 2022
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Kodiak

Put before a word to define it as weird, scary, strong or scary. Comes from the “Kodiak Bear
Video: shows a guy weirdly laughing
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak laughing?

Video: shows a dog that can fly
Comment: Y’all haven’t heard of the Kodiak dog?
by bababababababbbebebebebe December 11, 2023
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Kodiak Bear

The Kodiak Brown bear is a large bear native to Alaska. Known for its strength, the Kodiak bear was inevitably used in tik tok power scaling/ Vs videos where users overrated the animal, saying it could beat animals such as Elephants, T-Rexes, and polar bears. The animal was later used in an annoying trend to spam comment sections with the copypasta “bro don’t know about the Kodiak bear 💀” and other sentences similar to this. This word is often used with brain rot terms such ohio, gyatt, Kai cenat rizz, and skibidi toilet.
“Bro dosent know about the Kodiak bear 😭💀”
by Heisenbone October 4, 2023
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Kodiak liver

People in Kodiak Alaska, who realize there's nothing else to do here but get drunk... have a Kodiak liver.
"Man I got wasted last night... my Kodiak liver is sure feelin it today"..... OR
Police Officer says, "Mr. Rogers, do you know why you're waking up at the Kodiak PD this morning? You were caught dancing nekked at the Mecca" Mr. Rogers says, "I'm sorry officer, I have a rock hard Kodiak liver". Police officer says, "OH! That explains it! well sir, in that case you're free to go".
by Sunshine Crackhead April 10, 2011
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kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.
i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night
by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011
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Kodiak Island

When a hooker or a woman with loose morals eats gummy bears out of your butthole.
I paid that hooker 50 bucks to give me a Kodiak Island.
by johnny D man September 28, 2013
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kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.
Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.
by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019
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