National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen April 21, 2018

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National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023

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National Kill Brevin day

If you kill your friend with the first name brevin on January 13th it’s not illegal

Hey it’s National Kill Brevin day let’s go murder brevin

by @https.bryson January 13, 2020

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Day Kill

When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.

Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek

by CaptivateByAlek October 02, 2019

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