National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.

Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018

National Kill Yourself Day

This day happens on June 13th

Jimson: Today is national kill yourself day! *puts gun in mouth*
Brimson: Do it! Do it!
BANG!
Brimson: yipee

by Hydrogen Superiority June 12, 2023

National Kill Brevin day

If you kill your friend with the first name brevin on January 13th it’s not illegal

Hey it’s National Kill Brevin day let’s go murder brevin

by @https.bryson January 13, 2020

Day Kill

When you gotta beat some pussy up during the day. C'mon you fucks, how did you not know what a Day Kill is. You should be Following @FullSendAlek on Instagram so you know how to navigate through life.

Day Kill ......@FullSendAlek got a shit load of daykills at western university during FoCo. Just go follow him @ instagram.com/fullsendalek

by CaptivateByAlek October 2, 2019

Kill a Pedo Day

On November 13th, people are allowed to brutally murder pedophiles in any way they want. The pedophiles can’t do anything to defend themselves.

Person 1: hey it’s “kill a pedo day.”

Person 2: YEAH LETS MURDER THEM FUCKS!

by Brodym5ster November 4, 2022

Kill a Femboy day

On 20th of July, everyone can kill a femboy and the femboys may not fight back.

guy 1: Hey did you know it's Kill a Femboy day?
guy 2: i am about to kill those bitches!!!!!

by nigganigga1nigganigga July 19, 2022

kill a twink day

The day where everyone goes out and kills a twink. February 6th

Oh boy I sure am exited to kill a twink on kill a twink day tomorrow

by dr blehhepper :p February 5, 2023