no you

the bestest comeback ever. if you're getting roasted, you can just say " no you" and you automatically win.

friend: ur mom got the big gay
you: no you
friend: *dies*

by nononottheredaddy March 12, 2018

You

GOT WHAT I NEED

BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND

by Biz Markie February 24, 2013

you

you

you

by hyperpornstardicksexwithdillpi September 21, 2019

you

an amazing person

you are really cool, i wouldn't rather spend time with anyone else

by max,harris November 11, 2021

You

You

You

by Frauggu March 23, 2017

You

Someone who has nothing better to do than surfing the web or read clever definitions at urbandictionary.com

Im so bored. I write a meaning for you on urban dictionary

by btbl June 9, 2007

You

A figment of my imagination who is looking at this right about now. This statement is 100% accurate, trust me.

John: Peppa, what are you doing in my house?
Peppa: ...

by Iwantfrineds September 5, 2019