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Honeypotting 

A 100% depraved sex act. Even furries disown this kind of tomfoolery. Basically, what you do is shoot a bear with a weak tranquilizer gun, and then have secks with it while its still conscious. This is one of the many things that make everyone just go "What in tarnation?!?!".
"I say, I say. Apparently Lance Corporal Dixon is in prison for the old honeypotting incident."
Honeypotting by Total100%Deplorable December 11, 2017
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Honeypotting 

A certain manoeuvre in anal sex where the male specimen fingers around the poo hole while the pounding is occurring. Usually gives it a nice little spit and carries on. It's a rather messy sight and not one for the faint hearted.

Experienced bum fuckers tend to use actuall honey as lubrication but this tends to get rather sticky.
"did you hear, Grace was honeypotting with that guy over there the other day, apparently it got really messy. Lucky girl.
Honeypotting by UhHuhWHAT January 10, 2018
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