Gumptious

Someone is gumptious if you ever had a dream with them in it, and they appeared just before you woke up. Your morning wood would vanish out of disgust when you woke up.

"Oh yeah, that girl you were with at the club. Sorry mate, but she's pretty fucking gumptious"

by Onionsmeller August 20, 2023

Gumptious

(adj) Used to describe delicous bomb ass chicken.

Yo, this chicken came out gumptious!

by Offaim August 9, 2020

gusumptious

A woman who is fat but in the right places

That whore over there has gusumptious breastsicles

by Mulac123 February 2, 2021