Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

A quote from the movie Heathers
Also a random phrase to say if ya dun fucked up, wanna be fucked with chainsaws, or if you just feel like saying some weird ass phrase.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?!

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by do-you-even-hansen January 31, 2018

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

a late 80's twist on 'gag me with a spoon' an expression of disgust, annoyance -or both. usually associated with young entitled females

you expect me to drink TAP water?? fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

fuck me gently with a chainsaw by sesa me July 27, 2024

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. 

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole. by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012