Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw August 6, 2008

the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022