Double Dicking

Double dicking is the action of two straight males taking a phallic object, placing it against their genitals and humping it, symbolizing the insertion of their penis into the partners penis. Because this is impossible, double dicking acts as a vessel for these sexual urges.

Double dicking is known as the ultimate male-male sexual experience.

Cassius: Hey Ip, tryna' do some double dicking?
Ip-Man: Hell yeah, grab the body pillow.

by The Drue September 18, 2012

Double-Dick

(Verb) - Either wearing one strap-on - in addition to the penis you have - or two strap-ons - in the absence of a preexisting penis - in order to double penetrate a partner without the help of a third individual

Brittney wanted a dp but she said she’s too committed to me for a threesome, so I double-dicked up.

by DaBabyLookalike February 23, 2021

Double Dick

A guy who has a dick and also is a dick.

Girl: He is such a dick.
Boy: He also has dick.
Both: HE'S A DOUBLE DICK!!!!!!!!

by UrbanMaster December 18, 2016

Double Dick

Bending someone over a price, or a deal but twice in a row

Usually a phrase used by cheap customers, usually of the Radio/Ham type.

Customer: "That part was $10 cheaper last year!"

Sales Person: "This is the new version, with new added features and add-ons"

Customer: ""Don't Double Dick me!"

by THEtemporalwar December 23, 2009

double-dick

1. double-dick, n.1 — a precarious situation; to be very involved at the busiest or most active stage of a situation or activity

2.double-dick, n2—bullshit, rubbish, nonsense. Sense the possiblity of a double-dick is damn near impossible.

3. double-dick, n.3 — 21st century dance originating in the south

4. double-dick, n.4 - a sex toy (see feeldoe)

1. I can’t talk right now, works got me caught up in a double-dick.

1a. When he’s in the middle of a double-dick, he don’t always have time to think things through.

2.He gave me some double-dick about why he couldn’t make it to the meeting.

2a. If that ain’t some double-dick, I don’t know what is.

by Sexualintellectuals(profbday) August 11, 2008

double dicking

two people each dicking the other around

Boy, Joe was really dicking Alan around.
Really? I thought Alan was dicking Joe around.
Yeah, I guess there was a lot of double dicking going on.

by tbigs April 7, 2010

Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".

Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.

by FML balling June 7, 2017