crotch monkey

an STD that is highly contagious. It is to believed to have originated somewhere on GORDAN SCHWARTZ's gigantic ass.

"Yo, did you hear about T-dog? He came down with crotch monkeys!

by thadias April 20, 2003

Monkey crotch

A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.

This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.

Working in the sun all day gave me monkey crotch.

by RabbiRob July 03, 2006