cream in your jeans

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

by Little Gords March 18, 2007

creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017