cowboy boots

boys, if you wanna attract girls like me (which you probably don't), you should try wearing cowboy boots. yes, you heard me. COWBOY BOOTS. maybe its just me, but it's INSANELY hot if you wear them. and im not talking temperature wise.
feel free to take this advice :D

me: yesterday in class i saw this dude wearing cowboy boots and i CANNOT stop thinking about him ksuhgfkribauhl
friend: jeez is it really that great?
me: y e s