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oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008
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Ball Is Life

A phrase commonly used as a mating call by horny basketball players to refer that they have "life" in their testicles and are ready to proceed in a mating season.
Kent: BALL IS LIFE!!!
Ken: OH FUCK BRENT, RUN AWAY HE'S GETTING HIS DICK READY!
by Dessect January 12, 2019
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8 ball of life

An idiom used to except the randomness of life or the chances you take in it.
Wake up and a hooker has stolen your laundry. That's the 8 ball of life.
by Modified3 August 17, 2010
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