Bag It and Shag It

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

by El_Mudkip October 20, 2007

shag bag

Bed (sexual)

Let's go up to my shag bag you sexy ho! I'll fuck you solidly there.

by Uncle Yusuf January 19, 2004

Shag/bag/rag

A variation of the game, Marry/shag/cruise

you are given three people and have to choose which one you want to shag, bag (be naked in a bag with them for an hour) or rag (suck a rag that they have wiped their arse with.

SARAH: shag/bag/rag, Harry Potter, Rick Waller, and your mum

ABBEY: EWWWW. Gonna' have to shag Potter, bag waller, and rag my mum

RADISH: ewwwwwww u bagged Rick Waller

CHARLIE: ewww you ragged your mum! But congratz on Potter (Y)

by elizabeth1992 August 28, 2009

1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag"

This is referring to chasing that bag, and making money, before worrying about sex and women.

Friend 1: "Bro, girls are so expensive, and nymphonic"

Friend 2: "Bro, just remember 1st Bruhthosians 10:24 "Bag Before Shag""

by d3ad0live September 27, 2021

shag-bagged

to be screwed on a dope deal.

"I don't feel nothin'. You been shag-bagged buddy."

by dreadsocks April 23, 2010