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boobs on a platter

Extreme, almost laughable cleavage. When a woman has her boobs up so high they are literally in her face. Distracting too. Not natural.
Wow look at the boobs on a platter to your right. She's coming out. Yikes
by Jessiprr September 10, 2014
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tits on a platter

Also know as tits on a board or TOP. It is a situation where a woman wears a corset or bodice that results in her boobs being practically up to her neck. This is most commonly seen in the Ren Fair, Medival Reenactment, and Anime/Comic conventions. It can also be seen on Halloween and amongst the Goth subculture.
The women that usually have this happen are very busty.
Woman 1: I suffer for TOP
Woman 2: What is that?

Woman 1: Tits on a platter. I wear a corset and it looks like I have a plate sitting under my boobs.
by SquirrelQueen May 26, 2016
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a few tacos short of a combo platter

someone who is mentally not with it...looney, lacking intelligence or just plain crazy.
yeah, you could say Jane was not the brightest bulb in the box, her elevator didn't go to the top floor, she is a few tacos short of a combo platter.
by Jeanette Tomascik September 1, 2006
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two tacos short of a combo platter

"Man.. that guy's two tacos short of a combo platter!"
by jerry the cowboy December 27, 2003
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