The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...

(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!

by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018

The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.

Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.

by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016

witching hour

Period related to supernatural and macabre events before dawn, could be:
1- Between 00:00 in the postmidnight until 03:59 in the postmidnight.
2- Between 03:00 in the postmidnight until 03:59 in the postmidnight.

Witching hour.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.

The witching hour.

by Çýýý July 22, 2025

witching hour

Period related to supernatural and macabre events before dawn, could be:
1- Between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 03:59 (3:59 am).
2- Between 03:00 (3:00 am) until 03:59 (3:59 am).

Witching hour.

by Ñwñwñwñwñwñw August 4, 2025

witching hour

Period associated with macabre moments, that occurs hours before dawn. Between 00:00 (zero o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three). However, this period is more connected between 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).

Witching hour.

by Ççññççññççññ July 29, 2025

The Witching Hour

The hour that the witch next door calls Mother and complains about the bright lights and loud sounds coming from the garage/shop. Although usually a side effect of being a teenager and owning a shitbox, it is not an uncommon heckle for anyone under the age of 26 years to experience. Usually occurs around 9:15 PM.

"Son, it looks like it's getting to be The Witching Hour. You'd better get to a good stopping point before Janice starts ringing the phone off the hook."

by Vintage Translator June 18, 2023