The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.
Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.
by Jsmith318 December 15, 2015
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Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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The Witching Hour

The hour that the witch next door calls Mother and complains about the bright lights and loud sounds coming from the garage/shop. Although usually a side effect of being a teenager and owning a shitbox, it is not an uncommon heckle for anyone under the age of 26 years to experience. Usually occurs around 9:15 PM.
"Son, it looks like it's getting to be The Witching Hour. You'd better get to a good stopping point before Janice starts ringing the phone off the hook."
by Vintage Translator June 18, 2023
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