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The Witching Hours

The time in the day from when you're trying to cook dinner until the children go to bed.... where they are complete arseholes and need your constant attention for fuck all...
(On The Phone)

Husband: Hey babe, you ok?
Frustrated Wife: No! Its the witching hours!
by Lady Regina Flange November 10, 2018
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The witching hour

The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.
Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.
by Jsmith318 March 24, 2016
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Witching Hour

A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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the witching hour

Period from 03:00 (three o'clock) until 03:59 (fifty-nine past three).
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the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59.
by Çyryryqy July 22, 2025
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witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.
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the witching hour

Period that occurs hours before dawn, between 03:00 until 03:59, associated with supernatural moments.
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