The Urban Meyer

Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.

I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.

by Handlemyrod October 7, 2021

Urban Meyer Day

When you need a break from your family to spend time with anyone but your family doing the things you love the most, other than your family ie watching football, shopping, etc.

"My family is driving me crazy"

"Sounds like you need an Urban Meyer Day"

by ladynole December 3, 2011

Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb

Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

by Fominroman October 7, 2021

fire urban meyer

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

by tripfliply December 16, 2021