Time spent in prison as each cell is technically a timeshare apartment.
Hey bro where have you been ? I’ve just been living in Her Majesty’s Timeshare accommodation.
by Mont14 November 7, 2021
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Trapping people to force them to listen to you explain all of your other kinks.
Friend: Hey where have you been?
Me: I got timeshare kinked by sharon again, she is really into shibari now.
by BarWeaver August 24, 2022
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One huge scam designed to either make you sign a deal with non-existing agent and lose all the money you put in or actually get a genuine timeshare at a resort which would still make you pay way more money than if you had bought a normal holiday.

This doesn't even touch on things like 'timeshare in perpetuity' which is an even bigger scam.

All in all, if you are thinking about it, don't buy it, if you have it - quit as fast as possible. In case of any problems with leaving (as most people do have) - Mercantile Claims helped me, so I recommend them but there is a million other companies
Person A: Dude, I just got this sweet deal on a timeshare!
Person B: Why do you think they are handing them out on eBay for free, moron?
by tomb5469 July 26, 2018
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