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The Naked Mans Curryfest 

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"
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The Naked Mans Curryfest 

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.
Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

the man named laurie

Code name for a member of the Freaky Drunk Closet squad.
This is my son, her name is the man named Laurie