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scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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Scubba-Squatch

A Sasquatch that tends to make its home in aquatic locations. This type of Sasquatch can most likely be found in the midwest but also along the East Coast and sometimes even wandering into public pool areas. The Scubba-Squatch tends to make dams like beavers but much larger because of its massive size and strength. The Scubba-Squatch is the most deadly of all aquatic Sasquatch.
Get off my diving board you damn Scubba-Squatch!
by dudepics123go December 15, 2012
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scubba

scubba iz a sex bomb!
wow that guy iz extremely sexy. He must be scubba!
by sarah sarah sarah robbo robbo February 24, 2009
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scubba

scubba iz a sex bomb!
wow that guy iz sexy. must be scubba!
by sarah sarah sarah robbo robbo February 24, 2009
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Scrubbage

Geezer 1: Yo, I'm bored, what are we going to do now?

Geezer 2: You got any condoms?

Geezer 1: Damn skippy!

Geezer: Right, let's go to the club and get us some scrubbage!
by leemanator March 25, 2009
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scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.
She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.
by Snowplower March 24, 2017
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