Pritzkerium

A fictional element named after JB Pritzker

100 dollars is equal to about 3 grams of Pritzkerium.

by PhilDaBirdMan February 6, 2026

twitle-pritzer

A country term for an especially stupid hooligan, who has no care for anything or anyone around them.

Person A: you wanna skip geometry?
Person B: (in country accent) No now I ain’t gonna be caught wandering dem halls wit no twitle-pritzer!

by freedombird22 August 13, 2023