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Only Child Syndrome

This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.
Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.
by bri.l March 29, 2022
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Only Child Syndrom

A syndrom, mostly found in only children, where they talk to themselves, which is quite hularious to watch, they are perfectly normal, but they talk to themselves because being an only child, they had to intertain themselves because there ws no one else around to intertain them; in some rare cases this is found in people who are not an only child
Friend 1: Did ya see my new car its sweet!
Friend 2: Ya! its so awesome! I call shotgun!
Friend with Only Child Syndrom who wasnt paying any attention and has come to talking to himself: I think my mom wanted me to pick up some milk at the grocerystore hmm maybe I'll go pick some up later...
by SSE June 11, 2006
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