by Oi mate spread em May 2, 2018
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another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
another kid: "oi shush man ill bang your mum"
"whayyy your hard arent ya mate"
kid 2 "isnt that you gyal over there?shes with another man"
"ay bruv what you sayin? my gayl cheating???nahhh"
(he goes over to his gal)
"oi mate what you doing with my gal"
kid 3 "bruv back off she prefers me innit"
"oi shut up you neek your bare clapped mate"
by valkyrie_9734 October 31, 2022
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A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.
British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.
by J.Tuna May 13, 2023
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