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North American Glitter Slug 

Strippers, or Erotic Dancers in North America frequently wear excessive amounts of vanilla scented glitter infused lotion all over their bodies. This is caused when a person visits a strip club and after a lap dance the stripper leaves a wet spot on the customer's leg made up of vagina secretions laced with glitter from the lotion.
All I got for 80 bucks was a North American Glitter Slug on my leg.
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North American Fire Starter

When Two Lesbians Scissor Each Other With A Male Erect Penis In The Middle Till Ejaculation
I receive a North American fire starter from my lesbian friend and her girlfriend

North American Pavement Snow Ape 

John is white, he is a north american pavement snow ape