the one who asked

me

i am the one who asked if somebody says who asked tell them it was me
person 1: WhO AsKed
me: i was the who asked

by GioJoeJojo June 13, 2022

The one who asked

He's constanting running, he omnipotent, faster than the constep of speed.

Person 1: Who the fuck asked, you bitch
The one who asked: i did

by The one who didn't ask December 15, 2022

no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down

Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares 😂

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that asshole’s life

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025

The One Who Asked

No one.

“Air is the one who asked”

by RandomKyleWasTaken March 19, 2023

no one asked

A very useless comeback.

When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.

Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓

by anonymous August 4, 2023