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National Send Your Boobies Day 

March 6th, the one day a year you can finally see the nipple of that girl you've been wanting to see but never had the excuse or the balls to ask
Me: Do you know what day it is?
You: ...March 6th?
Me: Yes AND National Send Your Boobies Day
You: Well in that case I guess I have to send you my boobs
Me: I don't make the rules, I just enforce them

You: *Sends Boobs*

Me: Wow! Great Tits

National stick your face in your girl's boobies day 

Yes july 28th is the day where you get to nuzzle your face in the best of both worlds with no complaints
I can go and stick my face in my girlfriend's boobies because its national stick your face in your girl's boobies day!