Mr. Potato head

An extremely handsome White teacher with a girlfriend who often tilts her head in pictures. One who likes potatoes, shepard pie, and having a lisp but it's cute though. All female students love a Mr. Potato head and make shrines of him in the cubby closet. He is usually blonde.
Hi I'm mithter potato head. I am nery nithe and I play thoftball. I don't get mad at thomas I jutht laugh at him.

Oh my god, The new substitute is a total Mr. Potato head
by nunshavingfun July 24, 2009
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Mr. Potato Head

The. Best. Thing. Ever.
by THICCERS October 16, 2020
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Mr. and Mrs. potato head

2 potato’s named crystal and Davis. Who both are stoners and they been together forever with have three green alien kids gisell, Bri, zeka ( virus ). thinking they r going on adventures but just moving from place to place being headasses.
Mr. and Mrs. potato head Both work for the one and only WOODY muthafuckers.
by Mk my g November 04, 2019
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