Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Mr. Musband is performed by using the erect penis or finger to wipe one's own ejaculated seamen, retrieved from within the crack of the ass of the Kocho (preferred directly from the bunghole itself), onto the upper lip of the Kocho. Ejaculate may also be applied directly to the eyelids.
He gathered a frothy lump of man-expulsion from her ass hole and smeared it gleefully across her upper lip. She immediately replied, "Dirty Mr. Musband!"
by Ludwigofid September 17, 2014
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by LOL MR TARR June 8, 2022
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