Someone at a party who plugs their iPod into the speakers, and then thinks that they are a pro DJ becuase they can select a song. Normally accompanied with terrible, tasteless douchebag-like music.
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Noun.
(Combination of DJ Grand Master Flash, and Douche)
Josh: Who the hell put this shit on ?
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
Ben: Some Douche Master Flash at the front.
Josh: Shut-up, you like this song you Douche Master 9000.
(See Douche Master 9000)
by greend123 April 9, 2010
To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010