mary magdalene

When after recieving a "rusty nail" during anal sex, the man uses his girlfriends long hair to wipe the shit off his cock.

I fucked her asshole hard, and when I pulled my cock out it was covered with shit so I gave her a Mary Magdalene and wiped it off with her hair.

by $$Bill May 4, 2010

Mary Magdalene

A biblical hero who was the first to see Jesus after his resurrection. She is no a saint of the catholic church. Her importance to over a billion Christians is well-documented

Mary Magdalene was the first to know Jesus had resurrected. What a hero!

by zarnoldpalmer April 16, 2020

Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017