litsubishi mancer

When some kid gets his licence and buys a lancer thinking it's the same as an Evo. Usually puts an aftermarket exhaust on it to make it sound fast and gets flogged by falcons and commodores.
"Hey, I got my first car, yesterday! Fully sick litsubishi mancer. Gonna turbocharge it so it's an evo"
"...It's a lancer you fucking retard"
by Zykarr November 15, 2020
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Bro-mancer

A person who can conroll the hearts and minds of any bro he comes into contact with. This requires the person to have intimate knowledge of the bro code and the inner working of a bros mind. Usualy this individual is a hardcore bro, thus not imune to other bro-mancers. (Not to be confused with bromance)
Dude you are a master bro-mancer. That guy is a bromancer. bromance bromancer bro mancer
by Deoin August 05, 2013
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Testicular Mancer

When a man suddenly gains enough cocky bravery to face a dilemma or challenge which he was previously afraid to do.

Such a feeling simulates the results of one's testicles expanding due to a tumor, which explains the combination of the words "Man" and "Cancer". With his newfound "big balls", a man will stop being a whiney bitch and achieve his goals.

One experiencing Testicular Mancer will gain a short term badass attitude, shortly followed by sweating, crying, and proclaiming "Holy shit, did I just do that?!"
Paul: "Hey, did you hear? Randy just asked out Judy on a date!"
John: "Man, that guy has come down with serious case of Testicular Mancer..."
by MAN SANDWICH September 14, 2008
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