To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.
by Mr. Cube April 02, 2008
by JohnBoy2 March 25, 2008
Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!
by Liz Khalifa July 30, 2013
An offensive term for a Jewish person.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.
by Aquabluejet is a fucking jew January 07, 2018
Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...
Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?
Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?
by triny_dmr April 20, 2010
1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein
2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before
1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."
2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
2. "I feel like a lampshade today."
by smashleigh91 July 29, 2009
Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT
by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021