Lampshaded

To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.

"It's Friday afternoon, lets go to the pub and get lampshaded."

by Mr. Cube April 2, 2008

lampshade

A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.

Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.
John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.

by JohnBoy2 March 25, 2008

Lampshade

Slang for a drug/ mental depressant in liquid form. Like codeine mixed with dirty sprite. Makes you feel numb or DIM... Kinda like a lampshade would do!

Me: Retchy brought the Lampshade.
You: Double cup, pour me up! I'm trying to get faded.

by Liz Khalifa September 2, 2013

Lampshade

An offensive term for a Jewish person.
Come from World War II, when Nazis would make the skin from Jews into lampshades.

Look at those lampshades over there, I bet they want some sheckles.

by Aquabluejet is a fucking jew January 6, 2018

lampshade

An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.

Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...

Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?

by triny_dmr April 20, 2010

lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

by smashleigh91 July 28, 2009

Lampshade

Makes a great hat. You should try it sometime!

Person 1: Nice hat! Where did you get it?
Person 2: Ummmm... my house?
Person 1: So you made it?
Person 2: IT'S A LAMPSHADE YOU IDIOT

by nobodycantellhehehe January 10, 2021