Mia Kalifa

An Idiot who can't spell Mia Khalifa

Friend: Wanna see Mia Khalifa?
Me: Sure...
Friend Searches up Mia Kalifa
Me: You fucking buffoon, you idiot

by MousePadKing November 25, 2019

Mia Kalifa

Hit or miss
I guess they never miss, huh?
you got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya
(muah)
hes gonna skrrt and hit the dab like WIZ kalifaaaa

me: hit or miss

the whole of target: I guess they never miss, huh?
sung by Mia Kalifa

by booobbbbbbbbbbb2777 January 17, 2019

rayan kalifa

stinky not foony boi. Is Gay

ew rayan Kalifa is so stinky.

by rayanfanboy October 22, 2020

whiz kalifa

When you're going to the bathroom for at least a sitting down urination and possibly a poop too.

I'll be back in a minute or maybe ten. I'm going to take a whiz kalifa.

by Worker Bee September 16, 2022

Wiz Khalifa

(verb) to pee; to take a piss; to take a wiz; to take a tinkle

(noun) pee; piss; urine

a more useful application of than actual reference to the ~person~ Wiz Khalifa because who actually talks about the person?

(verb)
Matt: “I’ll be back in 5.. gonna Wiz Khalifa.”
Jim: “Why do you need to say that? Just say you’re gonna take a piss.”

(noun)
Joe: “Can you come with me to the bathroom? I have to take a Wiz Khalifa.”
Mike: “What are you a girl? Go by yourself.”

by ludis69420 June 14, 2020

kalila

This name belongs to a very unique girl. A really thoughtful and understanding girl who will support you through anything. once you show her that you stick around, I promise you, she’ll give the same energy back. Even on off days, she’ll continue giving you all her love. She isn’t the type to be childish. She always talks things out and makes sure you are okay. She puts people before herself way too often. kalila, you need to treat yourself once in a while. You are worth so much and you deserve so much more than you think. I love you so much baby, thank you for everything you’ve done for me.

“Kalila makes me the happiest”

by bubs.. November 18, 2019

Wiz Khalifa

When you need to take a piss really bad

Holy shit I need to take a wiz khalifa

by X_bbg_06 January 22, 2019