Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

jazz BAND

hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.

“why are you so stressed”

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole”

by denay March 24, 2021