jat

A single Jatz biscuit.

I devoured the entire box of Jatz, one Jat at a time.

by pens nizzle June 26, 2008

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1. To clean yourself using your own saliva, like what a cat does, except what Jat does.

2. To cut someone off while walking in a group.

3. To try to make friends with someone by following them around 24/7

1. The homeless man had to Jat himself to stay clean.

2. Bubba was getting really annoyed at Henry because Henry was trying to Jat him and walk next to Pam.

3. The greasy child jatted Ollie all day, every day, trying to become his closest friend

by O Dog September 2, 2007

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When your friend acts half cat, half human. Common signs of a Jat are: frequent naps, enjoyment of back rubs and love of eating.

My best friend is such a Jat!

by Jatfan#1 September 3, 2016

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Jat is a word which signifies that the person was just owned, destroyed, humiliated, embarrassed, or outright made a bitch. It is done with a patting motion of the hand, the arm extended fully if possible, toward the subject of the Jat, be it oneself or someone else. The hand is waved up and down multiple times while saying Jat.

"Holy shit I just got owned on my test."
"JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT."

"Oh fuck I think I lost my wallet."
"JATJATJATJATJATJAT."

"I asked a girl out last night - she told me to fuck off."
"Jat."

by LordOfJat February 18, 2010

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Just A Thought. Used by ass-hats when they have a dumb idea that is impossible, but won't admit it and just keep saying, "It's JAT (just a thought)."

Moron123: What if we could turn our pee into rocket ships?
SmartGuy: That's impossible!
Moron123: Dude, knock it off. It was JAT.
SmartGuy: No Moron, thoughts take a brain.

by elanderholm May 17, 2006

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