I smell bacon... 

a saying from funnyjunk to identify felllow Junkies in real life. When you suspect someone is a Junkie, but your not sure, you would say "i smell bacon..." if they say "with or without wings?" you fist bump and become friends.

"...and i was all like FUCK YEA" bragged kim.
"I smell bacon..." you reply
"With or without wings?"

*fist bump*

I smell bacon... by funnyjunkie May 19, 2010

I smell bacon! 

you say this when you see da pigs a.k.a 50 a.k.a fat doughnut eating dudes that chase yo ass like you stole they're coffee so the can put u away

1. driving down the street u see cops "I smell bacon!"

2. Ur about to get busted and ur homies yell "i smell bacon!"

I smell bacon! by GI70ST January 20, 2009