HDD stands for Holding Dick Disorder -- a particularly crippling and unpleasant psychological handicap demonstrated by a large number of unsophisticated, misogynistic, insecure and pushy members of society who have been brought up to revere excessively controlling and insecure male figures as primary role models in their early development/environment. Usually translated as machismo, the basic symptoms of HDD are as follows:
-the inability to separate one's brain from one's genitalia
-the propensity to perceive a concession of something(i.e. conceding a point, acquiescing an idea, agreeing to a compromise, admitting fault or wrongdoing, etc) as a direct threat to one's masculinity
-Frequent show off behavior, bragging, and need to prove oneself to one's peers (result of insecurity)
-Extreme confrontational behavior, low threat threshold, and especially in the presence of other male individuals
-Extreme homophobia, frequent homosexual jokes, usually resulting from super-closeted homosexual tendencies that are improperly dealt with in psychosexual development
-Frequent inability to reach agreements with people, notorious inflexibility in interpersonal relationships due to a need to control, lack of self knowledge, etc.
-generally described as "asshole"
People with HDD may be male or female, but the most frequent victims are male and of low-class backgrounds. The best remedy for HDD is a giant kick in the nuts.
-the inability to separate one's brain from one's genitalia
-the propensity to perceive a concession of something(i.e. conceding a point, acquiescing an idea, agreeing to a compromise, admitting fault or wrongdoing, etc) as a direct threat to one's masculinity
-Frequent show off behavior, bragging, and need to prove oneself to one's peers (result of insecurity)
-Extreme confrontational behavior, low threat threshold, and especially in the presence of other male individuals
-Extreme homophobia, frequent homosexual jokes, usually resulting from super-closeted homosexual tendencies that are improperly dealt with in psychosexual development
-Frequent inability to reach agreements with people, notorious inflexibility in interpersonal relationships due to a need to control, lack of self knowledge, etc.
-generally described as "asshole"
People with HDD may be male or female, but the most frequent victims are male and of low-class backgrounds. The best remedy for HDD is a giant kick in the nuts.
Dude, that guy trying to get into a shouting match with me over who was a better driver...total HDD.
by BK dymacel January 13, 2006